The Local Crank

Musings & Sardonic Commentary on Politics, Religion, Culture & Native American Issues. Bringing you the finest in radioactive screeds since 2002! "The Local Crank" newspaper column is distributed by Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.

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Location: Cleburne, Texas, United States

Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Monday, February 20, 2006

Port Insecurity

In a shocking development, Senators Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY) and Robert Menendez (D-New Jersey) have pointed out that it might just possibly be a bad idea to let a terrorist-enabling state like the United Arab Emirates take control of security at six major American ports. Pressed for comment, the White House replied, "You're either with the terrorists or you're with--uh, well. Okay, I got nothing."

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