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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Friday, February 03, 2006

Run For Your Lives!

Zombie-Hillary goes berserk on Senate Floor, devours seven!
Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) spared due to his being preserved in formaldahyde for the last 35 years.
Film at eleven!



Anonymous BrodyV said...

Half human-half animal Hillary hybrid only stopped after consuming Ted Kennedy, simultaneously keeling over from alcohol poisioning and a heart attack.


2/03/2006 12:10 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

Witnesses report Zombie Hillary said only "Brains..." during the rampage. The President escaped unharmed and apparently unnoticed...

2/03/2006 12:24 PM  

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