The Local Crank

Musings & Sardonic Commentary on Politics, Religion, Culture & Native American Issues. Bringing you the finest in radioactive screeds since 2002! "The Local Crank" newspaper column is distributed by Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.

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Location: Cleburne, Texas, United States

Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Giant Waiter Attempts to Eat President, Film at Eleven!

Not really.


Blogger Kvatch said...

"Oh god! Oh GOD! Save me!"

6/22/2006 3:42 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

"Cheney, quick! Shoot him!"

6/22/2006 5:07 PM  

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