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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Monday, August 07, 2006

A Uniter, Not A Divider...

In a show of sheer political brass monkeys that should guarantee him a job in the Bush White House, the man who plans to hold wet t-shirt contests within view of the sacred Mato Paha is actually taking credit for the people rallying against him.

"I truly feel that they are using me as the goat," Allen said of the groups aligned against him."I'm like the character they're using to bond together... I'm kind of proud that I'm creating this cohesion amongst those people, and I'm kind of complimented for it."

Good God, what a moron!


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