The Local Crank

Musings & Sardonic Commentary on Politics, Religion, Culture & Native American Issues. Bringing you the finest in radioactive screeds since 2002! "The Local Crank" newspaper column is distributed by Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.

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Location: Cleburne, Texas, United States

Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Hey, You People Have to 'Play By the Rules'!

And, uh, by the way, we wrote the rules. Exclusively for our benefit. And we can change them whenever we damn well please. Oh, and we never followed them before anyway. But you people have to. We're all Americans, after all, right?


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