Musings & Sardonic Commentary on Politics, Religion, Culture & Native American Issues. Bringing you the finest in radioactive screeds since 2002! "The Local Crank" newspaper column is distributed by Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.
Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."
Senator "Kip" Averitt has magically determined that coal-burning power plants emit, not dangerous carcinogenic chemicals, but fairy dust and jelly beans, perhaps along the lines of Willy Wonka's famed zero-emissions candy factory. Who could be against that? Thanks to Capitol Annex.
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