The Local Crank

Musings & Sardonic Commentary on Politics, Religion, Culture & Native American Issues. Bringing you the finest in radioactive screeds since 2002! "The Local Crank" newspaper column is distributed by Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Vladimir Putin to Run for Governor of Texas

Russian Leader Claims "Women's Issues" Are His Number One Concern.
Texas GOP Chairlady Tina Benkiser proclaims, "Vlad is our kind of capitalist! Plus, he has old-fashioned traditional family values."

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