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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Friday, April 06, 2007

Slap In the Face

Alberto Gonzales offers $7 billion to settle the Cobell trust litigation, which is in reality worth northwards of $200 billion. I'm surprised he didn't offer to include an assortment of beads, metal hatchets and mirrors.
And, just to prove that Democrats can be idiots, too, Cong. Norm Dicks thinks $7 billion is too much!

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Blogger Kvatch said...

Jesus! That's insulting.

4/06/2007 7:45 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

Yeah, Norm Dicks is just about the most appropriately named member (pardon the pun) of Congress...

4/07/2007 1:10 AM  

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