The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Thursday, May 31, 2007

News Round-Up

  1. Anti-war Marine veteran attacked by Corps for...being an anti-war Marine veteran;
  2. God bless Alabama. I won't hold my breath waiting for Georgia to apologize for nvnadaulatsvyi;
  3. Fred Thompson shows his "outsider" cred by wooing one of Karl Rove's hack sidekicks. Oh, and Cong. Zack Wamp totally has a man-crush on him. Get a room!
  4. Dubya appoints a Flat Earth political hack to head up a scientific agency. Yes, try to contain your amazement;
  5. Lou Dobbs: still crazier'n a shithouse rat;
  6. US Attorney targeted by Rove for helping Indians too much. Also here. You just knew this would all get back to us eventually, right?
  7. Hugo Chavez: low-rent thug;
  8. Tom DeLay: now with 50% more delusions of grandeur!

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