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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Apples & Oranges (or Bananas)

The Bush Administration will not press charges against officials of Chiquita Brands International for GIVING MONEY TO TERRORISTS. Because, you see, these were right-wing, Columbian terrorists, not Arabs. And the right-wing Colombian government is our ally, unlike crypto-Peronist blowhard Hugo Chavez next door in Venezuela. See? Completely different.
Thanks to Skippy the Bush Kangaroo for the image!
UPDATE: Clarification. Chiquita does have to pay a $25 million fine. Still, what are the odds the Holy Land Foundation will get such a deal?

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