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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Frauds of a Feather


Blasphemous tele-Pharisee and blood-diamond smuggler Pat Robertson bestows his "blessing" upon the truth-challenged megalomaniac, Rudy Giuliani. No word yet on whether Rudy! will now call for the assassination of Hugo Chavez or blame "abortionists...feminists...gays and lesbians" for 9-11.

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Blogger Eric said...

I'm still at a loss to explain--given his moderate social views and personal marital history--the warm reception Giulani is getting from Christian conservatives. Granted, they know their closest soul-mate Huckabee doesn't have much of a chance, but of the "top three" candidates I still would have expected Romney or even McCain to get their endorsements before Giuliani. They must know something I don't.

11/11/2007 8:42 PM  
Anonymous dave said...

9udy 11iuliani told Pat he'd create a cabinet-level Department of Preening and Strutting and that he could be the first secretary.

11/13/2007 4:14 PM  

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