The Local Crank

Musings & Sardonic Commentary on Politics, Religion, Culture & Native American Issues. Bringing you the finest in radioactive screeds since 2002! "The Local Crank" newspaper column is distributed by Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Get It?

Man, that Chris Matthews! What a caution! See, Nancy Pelosi is a woman in a position of power, right? So that automatically must mean she's a ball-buster, get it? So that's why it's funny that Chris Matthews says she's gonna "castrate" Steny Hoyer! Get it? What? You don't think that's funny? What a bunch of feminazis!

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Free Campaign Advice for Van Taylor...

...if you can't run with the big dogs, stay under the porch. Video of Taylor getting schooled by Chris Matthews and Paul Hackett, courtesy of Crooks & Liars. Commentary by dday at DailyKos.

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