The Local Crank

Musings & Sardonic Commentary on Politics, Religion, Culture & Native American Issues. Bringing you the finest in radioactive screeds since 2002! "The Local Crank" newspaper column is distributed by Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.

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Location: Cleburne, Texas, United States

Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

The Most Powerful Man In Washington...

...Jack Abramoff was sentenced to five years and ten months in prison. He will remain out while helping prosecutors trace the money. In a related story, the entire Republican Party announced that it was relocating to Bahrain to "relax."


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