What If...

...a bunch of Indians showed up in the parking lot across the street from your church and opened a bar? And a tattoo parlor? And then started having wet tee-shirt contests? And the owner of the bar said he originally considered calling the place "Sacred Ground" and was going to have an 80-foot tall statue of Jesus out front? Do you think your Republican County Commissioner would green-light the permit, saying, "There will be some nights that will be noisy, but that's not going to deny them the ability to worship"?