...a bunch of Indians showed up in the parking lot across the street from your church and opened a bar? And a tattoo parlor? And then started having wet tee-shirt contests? And the owner of the bar said he originally considered calling the place "Sacred Ground" and was going to have an 80-foot tall statue of Jesus out front? Do you think your Republican County Commissioner would green-light the permit, saying, "There will be some nights that will be noisy, but that's not going to deny them the ability to worship"?
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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."