The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Going to Extremes

According to Tony Snow, 60% of the American people are "extreme left[ists]." So, you know, welcome aboard. Help yourself to some bottled water and canapes.

2 Comments:

Blogger Kvatch said...

So, you know, welcome aboard. Help yourself to some bottled water and canapes.

The Snow job is always a delight, but could I get some patchouli as well?

8/10/2006 8:24 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

"could I get some patchouli as well?"

Sir, you disgust me. Truly, you are history's greatest villain...

8/10/2006 10:44 PM  

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