The Laws of Thanksgiving
From the always-hillarious Capitol Annex.
I would add one more, which I just encountered today:
After the fourteenth time some well-intentioned white person asks you what "your people" do for Thanksgiving, calmly announce that you will be moving into their house, eating all their food and forcing them to live in a benighted corner of the backyard from now on, where you will occasionally send them surplus frybread and kanutche. On the plus side, however, you pledge to name a professional stickball team the "Honkies" in order to show respect and admiration for their culture.
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