The Local Crank

Musings & Sardonic Commentary on Politics, Religion, Culture & Native American Issues. Bringing you the finest in radioactive screeds since 2002! "The Local Crank" newspaper column is distributed by Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.

My Photo
Location: Cleburne, Texas, United States

Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

The Laws of Thanksgiving

From the always-hillarious Capitol Annex.

I would add one more, which I just encountered today:

After the fourteenth time some well-intentioned white person asks you what "your people" do for Thanksgiving, calmly announce that you will be moving into their house, eating all their food and forcing them to live in a benighted corner of the backyard from now on, where you will occasionally send them surplus frybread and kanutche. On the plus side, however, you pledge to name a professional stickball team the "Honkies" in order to show respect and admiration for their culture.



Post a Comment

<< Home