Let the Spin Begin
This election was a victory for moderates.
No, it wasn't!
Was not, was not, was not!!!
Both of you shut up!! The Republicans lost because they didn't pander enough to blasphemous religious zealots!
No, you shut up! Republicans lost because terrorists totally brainwashed the voters!
Sigh. I need a nap.
UPDATE: Republicans lost because they abandoned the Will of God (which, coincidentally, is also the Will of Dobson).
No way, dude!
Run for your lives! The Democrats are gonna impeach Bush!! Really!! I mean it!!!
It was the incompetency and corruption, stupid!
Oh, yeah; I definately need that nap now...