Bill Zedler: Paying for My New Pool

A bill to dramatically increase the income of divorce lawyers (such as yours truly) has been introduced in the Texas House by my new favorite State Representative, Bill Zedler (last seen living in an unoccupied trailer home in Burleson in order to "prove" residency and having his legal bills picked up by TRMPAC). Thanks, Bill! And when abused women have to scrape up ten times the money they would normally need to pay me to get a divorce thanks to your legislation, you can rest assured there'll be a little something extra in your Christmas stocking, just from me. Keep up the good work!