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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."
"Mission accomplished!"
"But, er--"
"Mission accomplished!"
"Yeah, but if you really loo--"
"NYAH NYAH NYAH! CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!"
UPDATE: And it was totally cool, too!!
Labels: George W. Bush, Iraq
posted by The Local Crank | 9:39 PM
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