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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

And That's It For Dennis!

My Dear Liberal Friends:
Y'all know I love ya, but I no longer want to hear a single word about how Dennis Kucinich is the only "authentic Democrat" running for President, now that he wants RON PAUL as his running mate.

RON PAUL: Racist and paranoid Anti-Semite.

RON PAUL: Insane 9-11 conspiracy theorist.

RON PAUL: The candidate of Neo-Nazis.

RON PAUL: And his amazing 19th Century economics policy.

RON PAUL: Confederate apologist.

And this THIS is the guy Kucinich wants to be one heartbeat away from the presidency? No thanks.

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posted by The Local Crank | 8:07 PM

2 Comments:

Blogger Ian said...

Ron Paul? Seriously? While I never took him seriously, I kinda liked Kucinich. But unlike the college student swooning for Ron Paul, I expect Dennis is actually aware of Paul's background and opinions...

11/28/2007 12:32 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

"I expect Dennis is actually aware of Paul's background and opinions..."

Which, of course, only makes it worse. I mean, seriously, was David Duke no available?

11/28/2007 5:03 PM  

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