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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Nader Tosses Gigantic Ego Into Ring

Prissy, self-absorbed, megalomaniac annouces new bid to doom America to a further eight years of War, Pestilence and Famine.

UPDATE: TBogg crowns Nader the Official Genital Herpes on the Body Politic. If only there were some sort of electoral Valtrex (TM).

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Blogger dmarks said...

I guess he wasn't satisfied at going down in history as being Bush's kingmaker. He wants to add another to his resume.

2/24/2008 7:44 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

If Obama becomes the Democratic nominee, I doubt that Darth Nader will get enough votes to make a difference in any state this year.

2/25/2008 8:14 AM  

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