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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Monday, February 18, 2008

News Round-Up

  1. Like the Great and Powerful Kos, I, too, was wondering how long it would take the Right Wing Howler Monkey Media Chorus to invoke the dread spectre of perfidious trial lawyers threatening FISA with their bloodthirsty desire to sue innocent, freedom-loving media conglomerates for, you know, breaking the law;
  2. Don't feel bad, Senator Clinton; nobody in Texas understands the Texas Democratic Primary system, either;
  3. To paraphrase the words of the late, great Sir Winton Churchill, there is some shit up with which I will not put;
  4. If you love Barack Obama so much, why don't you marry him?
  5. Chet Edwards joins the cult;
  6. John McCain's soul has evidently been put up as collateral;
  7. Don't stand so, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me;
  8. In case you were wondering how long it would take some puling Right Wing asshole to blame the victims in the Illinois college shooting, you didn't have to wait too damn long;
  9. Why do the troops hate America?
  10. I guess this means Rush Limbaugh won't be his campaign manager (with the nickname "Whitey") anymore;



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