The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Republicans Against Motherhood

Minority Leader John Boehner pledges future votes against apple pie, puppies, kittens, and little girls eating ice cream cones in the park.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the republicans knew what they were doing, they back plans to build more nuclear power plants, build a personal rapid transport system which combined velomobiles, PRT/Skytran, and evacuated tube technology to replace the current light rail/bus/airplane systems and modifying the system to limit judge/party familiarity and legislator abuse of tax moneys. I'll bet the Democrats would cry foul.

5/14/2008 2:51 AM  

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