The Teddy Bear Lynch Mob

State-sponsored Islamism is used by corrupt, dictatorial regimes from Riyadh to Khartoum to Lagos as a helpful tool for getting the people to gleefully participate in their own oppression, with incidents like this insane teddy bear lynch mob (no doubt inspired, if not actually bought and paid for, by Sudan's loathsome government) as the inevitable result. In spite of denunciations by moderate Muslims (significantly, almost all of these in Western countries), this kind of public frenzied support for barbarism, along with the Saudi government's repulsive excuse for "justice" for a victim of gang rape, just reinforces Western stereotypes and perpetuates the Islamofascist strawman.

Our Noble Allies

A Saudi court increases the punishment on a VICTIM of gang rape because she dared to speak out in the media, forbids her lawyer to defend her, and revokes his law license. This has been another episode of Our Noble Allies in the Glorious Worldwide Struggle Against Islamofascism.

"Conventional Wisdom" May Be Wrong!

Shock! Horror! Giuliani the great bald hope of the GOP? Hillary unelectable? Turns out, not so much. Though Giuliani is certainly appearing more and more Bush-like lately, what with his pathological lying and batshit insane foreign-policy brainless trust.

Get to Breeding!!

As noted previously, the latest bizarre conservative meme concerns the desperate need of white Christian women to start birthin' more babies to prepare for the upcoming apocalyptic confrontation with the Islamofascist horde. Well, it's spreading. Not unlike manure. I wonder if these nitwits realize just how much they sound like eugenicists? Or if they even care?

Welcome Back, Old Friend!

How I have missed the insane, paranoid, disjointed ramblings of the Wall Street Journal editorial page! When Clinton left office and the WSJ Editors could no longer accuse him of everything from drug running to the Kennedy assassination (he was the pudgy kid with the Moon Pie on the grassy knoll), I feared I would never again enjoy the foam-flecked rantings that were just a half step above fat losers in camo and tinfoil hats complaining about the UN black helicopters coming to take their guns. But now, just when we need them most, they're back, baby, and this time to warn us that UNLESS WHITE WOMEN HAVE MORE BABIES, WESTERN CIVILLIZATION IS DOOMED!!!! DOOOOOMED, I SAY!!!!! And it will all be the fault of traitorous liberals and wimpy Euros who secretly long for the lash of Sharia law.

Islamofascists Want Our Stadium Sketches!

From our "too insane to be made up" department, the Dallas Cowboys are refusing to release drawings of their taxpayer-funded monstrosity in Arlington, citing the Texas Homeland Security Act. No, really.