The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Welcome Back, Old Friend!

How I have missed the insane, paranoid, disjointed ramblings of the Wall Street Journal editorial page! When Clinton left office and the WSJ Editors could no longer accuse him of everything from drug running to the Kennedy assassination (he was the pudgy kid with the Moon Pie on the grassy knoll), I feared I would never again enjoy the foam-flecked rantings that were just a half step above fat losers in camo and tinfoil hats complaining about the UN black helicopters coming to take their guns. But now, just when we need them most, they're back, baby, and this time to warn us that UNLESS WHITE WOMEN HAVE MORE BABIES, WESTERN CIVILLIZATION IS DOOMED!!!! DOOOOOMED, I SAY!!!!! And it will all be the fault of traitorous liberals and wimpy Euros who secretly long for the lash of Sharia law.

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2 Comments:

Blogger Kvatch said...

OK damnit, I'm convinced! I'm going right now to grab the Frogette and procreate!

11/16/2006 6:43 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

Whatever I can do to help, man...

11/16/2006 10:09 PM  

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