The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Supporting the Troops

The US Army has banned the use of privately-purchased body armor, allegedly out of concern that it might be substandard. Because, you know, obviously NO body armor is much better than "substandard" body armor. I expect next the Pentagon will ban the use of "hillbilly armor" on humvees because it "looks tacky."

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