The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Bush Orders National Guard to Protect Approval Rating

From the Borowitz Report.



Blogger Kvatch said...

I heard that he also ordered a "stop loss" on the numbers.

5/18/2006 11:32 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

And pro-Bush voters will not be allowed to die of old age until further notice from DHS.

5/19/2006 9:24 PM  

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