One Day More...

In Memorium (NSFW)

Thanks, George.

Suddenly, It All Makes Sense Now...

...America's TRUE unsung heroine.

Ahmadinejad Invites U.N. Inspectors to Search for Homosexuals

From the always-funny Borowitz Report.

World's Favorite Insta-Legislature! Watch 'em Bloviate!

From the Great and Powerful Kos. Pretty damned funny.

The Global War on Zombies

So just where DO the candidates stand on the Zed Menace? Hat tip to Lawyers, Guns & Money.

Okay, That Was Funny

Heartbroken Bush Runs After Departing Rove's Car, from the Onion.

This, too:

Democratic Mob Censures Bush in Effigy.

The Only Thing I Will Say About Paris Hilton...

...is that Jon Swift says it much better than I ever could.

At Last! The Cure for Republican Amnesia!

Ask your representative today!

From Our Readers...

...this classic:

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
The answer is 10:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they either favor changing the light bulb or support darkness;
5. One to give a billion-dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step-ladder under the banner "Light bulb Change Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark";
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And, finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country!

Latest Polling Results

From the Borowitz Report, "Democrats were twice as likely as Republicans to admit that they were naughty, while Republicans were more likely to claim that they had been nice, only later to be found out to have been naughty." Figures.

Sadly, This Is Probably the Best Solution Yet Proposed

U.S. Cedes Control of Iraq to Jerry Bruckheimer
Megaproducer to Guide Nation's Transition to Disaster Film

From the Borowitz Report

The Voice of Unreason

From the Borowitz Report...

Bush Orders National Guard to Protect Approval Rating

From the Borowitz Report.

Its Logical Conclusion

From Tom Burk at Opinions You Should Have...

Official Decoder Ring!

From Katrina Vanden Heuvel via The Huffington Post ("Delivering the opinions of self-important rich liberals since May 9, 2005"), your very own Rosetta Stone to the President's State of the Union address.

State of the Union

"ALL IS WELL!!!"


Yeah, that's pretty much what it reminded me of.