The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Friday, December 22, 2006

Latest Polling Results

From the Borowitz Report, "Democrats were twice as likely as Republicans to admit that they were naughty, while Republicans were more likely to claim that they had been nice, only later to be found out to have been naughty." Figures.



Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said...

Um, I don't know if "naughty" was quite the word that sprung into my mind.

12/23/2006 7:09 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

Well, yes, but "crypto-facist flying monkeys" doesn't quite have the same ring...

12/23/2006 10:18 PM  

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