The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Keeping America Safe?

The Bush Administration recently sought to transfer $6 million of the Homeland Security budget away from developing new explosives-detecting technology. How are we going to protect our nation's vital petting zoos and popcorn factories with this kind of attitude?

1 Comments:

Blogger Kvatch said...

I'm all over protecting petting zoos and popcorn factories since I won't be travelling anymore.

8/13/2006 1:11 PM  

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