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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Stupid White Man: Lifetime Achievement Award

Pat Buchanan.

The United States must keep "Americans of European descent" from becoming the "minority" in order to "survive[]."

Kiss my rosy Cherokee ass, Buchanan.

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Blogger The Local Crank said...

"('Mayflower', Giles Hopkins, 1620 and 'Confidence', Roger Eastman, 1638)"

Dayum, but you're white!
And in the immortal words of Will Rogers (also a Cherokee), "My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower--they met the boat."

8/24/2006 1:09 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

Great, when can I expect my land back, paleface? ;)

8/24/2006 11:11 PM  

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