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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Stupid White Man: Lifetime Achievement Award

Pat Buchanan.

The United States must keep "Americans of European descent" from becoming the "minority" in order to "survive[]."

Kiss my rosy Cherokee ass, Buchanan.



Blogger Kvatch said...

Pat, you stupid lout...nobody is more "well-heeled" in the WASPish ancestor department than I ('Mayflower', Giles Hopkins, 1620 and 'Confidence', Roger Eastman, 1638), and I'm here to tell you that you're an idiot.

Successive waves of immigration are what keep this country vital. It's what perpetuates the 'American Dream' and like every wave that has ever made it to these shores you want to shut the door on the next wave.

8/23/2006 7:46 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

"('Mayflower', Giles Hopkins, 1620 and 'Confidence', Roger Eastman, 1638)"

Dayum, but you're white!
And in the immortal words of Will Rogers (also a Cherokee), "My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower--they met the boat."

8/24/2006 1:09 PM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

Dayum, but you're white!

Ain't that just the gawd's honest truth. (Genealogy is my hobby.)

All that 'suthern' stuff I was spouting is all my Dad's side. On my Mom's? White, Yankee, Puritans going just about as far back in the Americas as white, Yankee, Puritans can go.

8/24/2006 9:58 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

Great, when can I expect my land back, paleface? ;)

8/24/2006 11:11 PM  

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