Habeas, Shmabeus!

Reasons Why People Hate Lawyers #257 in a series.

aaaand #258.

Alberto Gonzales is a contemptible shill, the worst kind of smarmy mouthpiece, willing to regurgitate whatever bullshit gobbledygook weasel-words will best provide political cover for his reprehensible client. He's exactly the sort of shyster that would attack the victim (without evidence) in a sexual assault case, deliberately seek to provoke a mis-trial or file an obviously fraudulent suit in an effort to extort money from a deep pockets defendant. He is a disgrace to the Office of the Attorney General, the Department of Justice and the legal profession in general. Of course, he will never face the disbarrment he so richly deserves, but I least I only have to face two more years of watching his performances as they churn my stomach.