The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Imperial Presidency Theatre Presents... are not entitled to know why the President of the United States does not want your children to be able to breath. Now, disperse peasants, lest I release the hounds!

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Blogger Eric said...

Fortunately for us, the intrepid truth-teller Oliver Stone is on the case:

1/21/2008 10:28 AM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

Well, thank God, then. We're saved...

1/21/2008 11:32 AM  
Blogger dmarks said...

Stone will not let us down. I, for one, look forward to the scene where Bush shoots Lincoln.

1/22/2008 10:23 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

"Back and to the left...back and to the left..."

1/22/2008 10:48 PM  

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