The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Thursday, February 28, 2008

The Genius That Is John McCain

  1. Endorsed by batshit crazy tele-Pharisee John Hagee;
  2. Has thus really charmed the Catholic vote;
  3. Greeted with a thunderous round of indifference by his own party faithful;
  4. Financial knickers all in a twist;
  5. Still not too sure about all this "economy" business;
  6. Pre-pwned;
  7. Hasn't been following the news much about "Al-Qaida in Iraq";
  8. Is apparently now cribbing easily-refuted conspiracy theories about Obama;
  9. Evidently wants to be considered "the good cop";
  10. If only liberals expended half the energy on McCain that they currently focus on Clinton.

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