The Local Crank

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Location: Cleburne, Texas, United States

Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Friday, March 07, 2008

Curses! Foiled Again!

Secular humanist communist pro-evolution Islamofascists conspire to deny Dr. Barney Maddox a seat on the State Board of Education, which would have cemented a Flat Earth Majority. We were all rooting for you, Dr. Maddox! There's a silver lining, though; maybe now you'll have more time to write letters to the editor.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

::snorfle:: Don't get me started on Maddox and his I.D. idiot friends. I had no idea he was from our neck of the woods. ::shudder:: Figures, though. (of course, that begs the question of how long I can no longer have lived somewhere and still claim it as "my neck of the woods"... haven't been *to* Cleburne in years and years)

3/09/2008 11:39 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

Yeah, Dr. Barney lurves me. I think I may need to find a new urologist...

3/10/2008 12:15 PM  

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