The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Monday, April 28, 2008

ATTENTION DEMOCRATIC VOTERS!



To the disturbingly large number of you who say you'd rather vote for John McCain than any Democrat other than your first choice, I put it to you that such an action would be stupid on a cosmic scale.
Exhibit A: This man (who incidentally was one of the only 5 votes that counted in picking our current president) thinks it's perfectly okay for your government to torture you.
Thank you. You may now return to your regularly scheduled fratricidal bloodletting.


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