The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Shorter John Yoo:

"Clearly, the original intent of the Founding Fathers was to invest the President of the United States with the unfettered authority to torture children. If he decides it's in the national interest, of course."

UPDATE: Doug Feith re: assholes. Takes one to know one. To put it crudely.

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