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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Monday, May 19, 2008

Stupid White Man of the Week: Kathleen Parker

...for her stirring defense of ignorant crackers who can't vote for Obama because they prefer to have a "full-blooded American" as President. By "full-blooded American" I naturally assumed Ms. Parker was referring to Ben Nighthorse Campbell or (God help us all) Tom Cole; but no. Evidently, being a "full-blooded American" is no mere accident of DNA, no. Not only must you arrange for both your parents to have been born in America, you must also hate/fear immigrants and love guns and Jesus. But it has nothing to do with race. Ms. Parker says so.

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posted by The Local Crank | 10:04 PM

3 Comments:

Blogger dmarks said...

This doesn't sound a lot different from Hillary rambling about how she was the choice of white America or something like that. It was that Associates Press interview a couple of weeks ago.

5/20/2008 5:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn it! That does it, I'm going to cast my vote for Charleton Heston. ;-)

5/21/2008 9:28 PM  
Blogger dmarks said...

He is tanned, rested, and ready.

5/22/2008 4:56 AM  

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