The Local Crank

Musings & Sardonic Commentary on Politics, Religion, Culture & Native American Issues. Bringing you the finest in radioactive screeds since 2002! "The Local Crank" newspaper column is distributed by Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.

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Location: Cleburne, Texas, United States

Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Texas Environment Accidentally Protected

Liberal, activist judges (possibly with ties to Islamofascism) block efforts to recreate the charm of 1952 London in North Texas. Cong. "Smoky" Joe Barton vows, "This injustice will not stand!" Pledges to eat raw coal to demonstrate its lack of harmful effects.

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