The Local Crank

Musings & Sardonic Commentary on Politics, Religion, Culture & Native American Issues. Bringing you the finest in radioactive screeds since 2002! "The Local Crank" newspaper column is distributed by Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Friday, September 22, 2006


Apparently He would call for the torture of prisoners, at least according to the despicable heretics and blasphemers who have hijacked evangelical Protestant Christianity in this country. I know I shouldn't, but I take comfort in the thought of the look of sheer surprise of the faces of the tele-Pharisees when they arrive at the Pearly Gates only to hear, "I never knew you! Depart from me, ye that work iniquity!" (Matthew 7:23)

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