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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Stupid White Man of the Week: Robert Novak

Dear Mr. Novak:

Thank you for your thoughtful opinion on how a prancing white boy in redface doing splits at halftime is really a way of "honoring" the "valor, ferociousness and indomitable spirit in the face of overwhelming odds" of Native Americans, if only we would shut up and appreciate it.
I respectfully suggest, however, that your talents are better served in your traditional role as ventriloquist's dummy to the Bush White House's COINTELPRO operation.

P.S. You are cordially invited to kiss my rosy Cherokee ass.

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Anonymous dave said...

This isn't an isolated incident for Mr. Novak.

2/23/2007 8:30 PM  

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