The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Saturday, September 29, 2007

ALERT JOHN CORNYN!

Rush Limbaugh hates the troops! Quick! Someone get to the floor of the Senate with a meaningless paper fig leaf of fake indignation!

UPDATE: The conspiracy spreads! Now FOXNews hates the troops, too! We're going to need more resolutions.

UPDATE 2: ZOMG! The American Conservative is in on it, too!

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2 Comments:

Blogger Xanthippas said...

Honestly, I think Limbaugh was getting jealous of all the negative press MoveOn was getting, and so hatched this scheme to steal the outrage.

9/29/2007 1:28 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

It's all part of his cunning plan...
Or maybe Karl Rove is behind it.

9/29/2007 4:37 PM  

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