The Local Crank

Musings & Sardonic Commentary on Politics, Religion, Culture & Native American Issues. Bringing you the finest in radioactive screeds since 2002! "The Local Crank" newspaper column is distributed by Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.

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Location: Cleburne, Texas, United States

Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Wednesday, January 09, 2008


The economy is crashing, with the skids on the toboggan to hell greased by the mortgage meltdown and the Bush Administration unsurprisingly clueless. But, on the plus side, St. John McCain is an absolutely unbeatable juggernaut of electoral rage who will crush his enemies, seen them driven before him and hear the lamentations of the women. Don't you feel better now?

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