The Local Crank

Musings & Sardonic Commentary on Politics, Religion, Culture & Native American Issues. Bringing you the finest in radioactive screeds since 2002! "The Local Crank" newspaper column is distributed by Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.

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Location: Cleburne, Texas, United States

Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

News Round-Up

Stupidity on Parade

  1. Republicans call for appointing Fox to guard Henhouse;
  2. Toby Keith has his pudgy finger on the pulse of "the Black Society";
  3. That little popping sound you heard? That was the last little bit of John McCain's soul dying;
  4. Turns out I was right. Who'da thunkit?
  5. Something else we're importing from China.



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