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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Thursday, July 31, 2008

What If Bill Clinton...

...was found to have been holding fundraisers at a strip club in Vegas? Why, that would be perfectly okay because it was really just "burlesque" and there was "no nudity."



Blogger dmarks said...

Clinton preferred to have the stripping activity in the Oval Office instead of Vegas. I guess that makes sense, as it saves many hundreds of dollars in travel and lodging expenses.

8/02/2008 9:30 PM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

Bush also attended two separate fundraisers with a porno king and at least one of his actresses. I am not arguing that Clinton was a paragon of moral purity, but that the Republicans are vacuous hypocrites.

8/03/2008 10:07 AM  

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