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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."
...was found to have been holding fundraisers at a strip club in Vegas? Why, that would be perfectly okay because it was really just "burlesque" and there was "no nudity."
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posted by The Local Crank | 8:25 PM
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...from the Great and Powerful Kos, David Brin (of science fiction fame) gets into the act with some excellent examples.
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posted by The Local Crank | 10:35 PM
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...asserted executive privilege in response to a Congressional subpoena? Why, John Yoo would denounce it as grounds for impeachment!
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posted by The Local Crank | 10:31 PM
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...pardoned people as transparent political payback? Oh, wait!
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posted by The Local Crank | 10:17 PM
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...had agreed to accept a Purple Heart from a veteran who felt he deserved it for all the "verbal attacks" he had suffered, because "emotional wounds and scars are as hard to carry as physical wounds"?
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posted by The Local Crank | 10:49 AM
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...had apologized to the dictator of Red China for a protestor demonstrating against religious persecution?
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posted by The Local Crank | 10:19 PM
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...had authorized the leak of classified information in order to score political points?
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posted by The Local Crank | 10:11 PM
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...attended not one but two fundraisers with a porn star?
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posted by The Local Crank | 10:35 PM
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