The Local Crank

Musings & Sardonic Commentary on Politics, Religion, Culture & Native American Issues. Bringing you the finest in radioactive screeds since 2002! "The Local Crank" newspaper column is distributed by Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Freedom Isn't Free..

..but apparently it can be sub-contracted. From TBogg, Jason Mattera of Young (or should that be "yellow"?) America's Foundation on why freedom is worth fighting for...by someone else. Because, you know, he's busy fighting the "culture war." I guess he passes fallafel to O'Reilly or something. Pathetic.

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Monday, August 20, 2007

Rick Noriega MUST Be A Serious Candidate...

...because now the Right Wing Noise Machine is after him for "shouting about [his military] service."

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Nattering Nabobs Ride Again

George McGovern (!) pwns Dick Cheney. Film at Eleven.

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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Supporting the Troops?

According the Great and Powerful Kos, a recent Military Times poll of active-duty military personnel (as opposed to, say, cyber-chickenhawks safe here at home) shows only 38% support the President's proposed "surge" in troop levels in Iraq; only 35% approve of the President's handling of the war; and only 41% think we should've gone to war with Iraq in the first place. There are two astonishing things about this survey: one, it's skewed towards older military personnel and the officer corps, who are almost always reliably more conservative than short-timers or enlisted men and two, the Main Stream Media is not reporting this at all. Okay, I lied. there's only one astonishing thing.

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Thursday, July 27, 2006

The Yellow Feather of Courage

From Glenn Greenwald, an in-depth and well-thought-out discussion of what it truly means to be a "chickenhawk."

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Sunday, July 02, 2006

Gotta Love This Guy!

Virginia Democratic Senate candidate James Webb goes nuclear on his opponent Senator George Felix Allen, Jr. after being hit with the by-now standard GOP tactic of questioning the patriotism of anyone who failed to support the Anti-flag burning wave-the-bloody-shirt amendment. Yet another important example of why you should not screw with Marines.

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Monday, June 19, 2006

Like Shooting Chickenhawks In A Barrel, Part 2

Next, Murtha takes on Karl Rove. Ooo-rah, Marine! From Crooks & Liars.

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Like Shooting Chickenhawks In A Barrel

Congressman Louis Gohmert (R-Texas) gets his ass handed to him by Congressman Jack Murtha (D-Pennsylvania). Tip of the cranky cowboy hat to Wonkette!

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Thursday, February 23, 2006

People It's Hard to Feel Sorry For

Cong. Jean Schmidt is upset because an anti-tax group mocked her with a cake. Could've been worse; at least they didn't, oh, say, call her a coward on the floor of the House of Representatives.

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