The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

You're Just Another Brick in the Wall...


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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Tom Tancredo: Racist Piece of Crap

In his ongoing campaign to discredit white people everywhere, Tancredo used (without permission) the photo of a 17 year old pregnant girl murdered for trying to testify against a brutal street gang to illustrate one of his scummy "fear the brown hordes!" television ads. Did Tancredo's drones know or care who Brenda Paz was? Doubtful. As far as they were concerned, she was just another face in the crowd. If you want to know who Brenda Paz was, you can read about her life and death here.

H/T Wonkette

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Monday, December 03, 2007

Conservative Hypocrisy Watch..

...starring Tom "Criminal Aliens" Tancredo. Film at Eleven!

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Where is Right-Wing Anti-Government Paranoia When You Really Need It?

Bush Administration may requires passports for passengers on domestic flights or visitors to National Parks in States that refuse to kowtow to the Real ID Act, a form of national identity card.

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Nativist Americans

Orcinus has a typically-thoughtful piece up about Tom Tancredo, the heir to the Millard Fillmore crown of fear-mongering and thinly-veiled race baiting. Dave, however, thinks that instead of the hapless Fillmore, Tancredo is more reminiscent of Barry Goldwater, mounting an insurgent, below-the-radar campaign that resonates with a certain segment of the electorate but is missed by the elites. I have actually been surprised at how poorly Tancredo is doing, given the hide-under-the-bed fear levels the rapidly-dwindling GOP base has about the Horde of Brown People. Maybe he is positioning himself for a surprise showing in Iowa, but then again maybe it's because the other candidates don't mind exploiting this issue a little themselves and they all have way more money.

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Sunday, June 24, 2007

GOP Lurves Illegal Aliens...

...provided of course they are the right sort (Know what I mean? eh? Wink, wink? Nudge, nudge? Say no more?)

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Dispatches from the Front: GOP Civil War

  1. Newt Gingrinch is now the voice of reason;
  2. Dubya attacks his own party for rampant Know-Nothingism on immigration reform;
  3. But he completely misses the irony;
  4. Senator Ted Stevens (R-Bridge-to-Nowhere, Alaska): coming soon to a perp-walk near you...

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

All the Lonely People

A nice review of the proposed immigration reform bill from Dos Centavos. It's obviously a kludge, slapped together to keep a coalition together sufficient to get something passed. The guest worker program is, as mentioned before, a sop to corporate Republicans, a stream of new workers to hold down upward wage pressures but who can never become citizens lest they vote Democratic. All the "border security" mouthings are supposed to placate the Know-Nothings, who may scuttle the deal anyway. And, of course, the eventually citizenship portion (Amnesty, the love that dare not speak it's name) is to round up the liberals. Will it pass? Hard to say, but the chances seem slim. The person who stands the benefit the most, George W. Bush, who would like to go out with a legislative victory, has zero credibility with either party. The key is whether enough House Republicans will vote for it to make up for the Democrats who will vote against due to the guest worker provision.

P.S. Lou Dobbs is crazier'n a shithouse rat.

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Saturday, May 19, 2007

And the Crowd Goes Wild...

The Know-Nothing branch of the Right-Wing blogosphere demands Bush's impeachment for...that's right, not hating brown people enough.
Savor the irony.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Wampum, As Usual, Makes An Excellent Point...

...where IS the White Liberal Blogosphere on the Immigration reform debate? Shouldn't they be out front denouncing Bush for abandoning his previous principaled stand in favor of the "A" word for the corporate dream of a permanent peon underclass (i.e., "gastarbeiters," or "guest workers")? Why aren't they pointing out that corporate Republicans only support "gastarbeiters" because it gives them the best of both worlds: new workers to drive down wages, but who will never be able to vote for Democrats to do anything about it? Why isn't there more denunciation of Know Nothing Republicans like Tom Tancredo for his blatantly racist pandering?

UPDATE: Political Animal, at least, is paying attention. Kind of.

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Saturday, September 23, 2006

Desperately Seeking Nicholas Vancampen Taylor

In case you were wondering how long it would take Nicholas Vancampen Taylor's flailing, collapsing campaign to pull out the race card, wonder no more. Obviously, young Vancampen can't just come right out and say "Boo! Mexicans are coming to steal the land we stole from the Indians! Boo! Be afraid!" so instead, he uses votes on pointless amendments flung by the ironically pro-secessionist race-baiter Tom Tancredo to make fraudulent attacks on Chet Edwards. Pathetic. At least Arlene Wohlgemuth went down in flames with a little of her dignity intact.

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Savor the Irony

Anyone else see the humor in a guy whose made his reputation with delusional racist fantasies of Hispanic separatists holding a rally with a group whose avowed goal is the dismemberment of the United States? No? Well, maybe it's just me.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

INVASION CANADA!

From the lovely and talented Dos Centavos.

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Friday, June 30, 2006

VRA Renewal and Immigration

From ePluribus Media, some fascinating investigative journalism that links Congressional Republican opposition to the Voting Rights Act to various fringe, anti-immigrant nativist groups.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006

Xenophobia Roadshow

Disdaining their own President, and dismissing out of hand the Senate immigration reform bill, the GOP House is planning a travelling circus on the issue. One can only hope they feature the pathetic, racist losers of the "Minutemen" as prominently as they did the pathetic, racist losers in the "militia movement" in hearing immediately after the Oklahoma City bombing.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006

Again, I Accidentally Wander Into the Majority

According to a Los Angeles Times/Bloomberg poll, most Americans want BOTH tighter border security AND eventual citizenship for the illegal aliens already here.

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Monday, April 10, 2006

A Sleeping Giant?

It remains to be seen whether or not we are witnessing the beginning of a large-scale Hispanic political force in this country; for one thing, it's always easier to organize protests than build a movement. For another, Hispanic voter turnout has always been historically low and those with the greatest stake in this debate, illegal aliens, can't vote at all. Having said that, I was very impressed with the latest round of demonstrations, particularly with the leadership and keen eye for public relations shown by LULAC. For some pictures and commentary on the Washington, DC march by our good friends at AmericaBlog, click here. For some pictures from the Philadelphia rally courtesy of our good friends at Atrios, click here.

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Sunday, April 02, 2006

More "Benefits" of "Free Trade"

From HuffPo, an interesting piece by David Sirota that examines the link between "free trade" and the increase in illegal immigration.

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I Accidentally Find Myself In the Majority...

AP Poll shows 56% of Americans favor granting "some temporary legal status" to the 11-12 million illegal aliens already in the United States. Two-thirds do not think a wall across the southern border would work.

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