The Local Crank

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Just a simple Cherokee trial lawyer, Barkman has been forcing his opinions on others in print since, for reasons that passeth understanding, he was an unsuccessful candidate for state representative in 2002. His philosophy: "If people had wanted me to be nice, they should've voted for me."

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Now THIS Is Just the Kind of Forward-Thinking WE Could Use!


Get someone over at the Pentagon working on a cuddly Anime version of Dick Cheney, stat!
Cuddlier, dammit!
Hat tip to Obsidian Wings!

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3 Comments:

Blogger mistharm said...

So what you're asking me to do is create a Chibi-Dick.

I'm afraid doing so would make me feel dirty in a way I could never wash myself clean of. (T.T)

3/06/2007 10:37 AM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

Okay, the word "chibi-dick" will very likely haunt me for the rest of my natural life...

3/06/2007 10:53 AM  
Anonymous Mister Quibble said...

I don't know if you can post images to comments - if you can, I can't figure out how. In the meantime, please check out this link-

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e306/misterquibble/littledick.jpg

3/06/2007 1:16 PM  

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